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OK, we do the annual report as a graphic novel, but only if I don't have to read it.'

"I don't need good beach reading, Ma. I need good prison reading."

"Now I have to start pretending I like graphic novels too?"

"When those damn graphic novels started coming out—that's when it all went down the toilet."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"It's a graphic novel about a regular girl living a regular life despite having shapeless blobs for hands."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'I'm thinking about going dark and gritty.'

"I don't get this! This app wants me to buy digital comic books!"

"Today's free comic book day, right?"

"Yeah, he'll do, at least until Eric gets home from Afghanistan."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Thomas Mann.

Cariactures

Billy. The Kid.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Honoré de Balzac

Television Readers.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Silence of the Chickens...

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Iris Murdoch

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"