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"We're just living from huge payout to huge payout."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Thomas Mann.

Cariactures

Billy. The Kid.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Silence of the Chickens...

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Iris Murdoch

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.