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"We're just living from huge payout to huge payout."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Billy. The Kid.

Victor Hugo

Thomas Mann.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Cariactures

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Silence of the Chickens...

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

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"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Iris Murdoch

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.