Graphic Novel Geek Gifts

"I remember when I realized I was getting older. I was in bed, reading a comic book...and my dad came in and said...'Grow up! You're not a child anymore!'"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Billy. The Kid.

Cariactures

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

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Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Spam in Hell.

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Fearless Frog Part 12

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid