Graphics Guru Gifts

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'C'mon get it straight.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'I could do that.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

ACME Balloon Company.

The Rise of Modern Art

'Maths is fun!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Let's Celebrate

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Jewish Geometry

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

But under a different accounting convention ...

'And right here they merged...'

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