Gangster Movie Guru T-Shirts

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Gangsta wrap.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

The Clown Hit

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

Mushrooms of New York

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

'Rumble bees.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'