Gangster Movie Guru Gifts

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Gangsta wrap.

The Clown Hit

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Al Pacino

Mushrooms of New York

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

Whacked music.

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"I'm a clownfish how, like I'm funny, like I amuse you, like I make you laugh?"

'Rumble bees.'

"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"