Gangster Movie Buff Gifts

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"I want you to bring him back, in pieces."

Mafioso To Do List

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

"I won't be at work today. My feet are stuck in a tub of cement!"

To Do-In List

"Ok, but after this, no more last requests."

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"It's time to clean the fish tank."

A bigamist is an Italian fog.

The Clown Hit

The Loch Ness Mobster

"Someone else who can't remember our post code."

'I'll try the Gangster Wrap.'

Automated Laundering Machines.

Al Pacino

"Oh, he remembers."

Mushrooms of New York

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Gangsta wrap.

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'