Gangster Movie Fan Gifts

'Your bookkeeping skills are no longer needed. Tony will now take you for a ride on which he will discuss our early retirement plan.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Mafia Passport Photo

Gangster exits sex shop with 'blow up moll'.

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"

'I'll have my people get in your people's face.'

'See, the broads in pink and black? They're our auxiliary.'

'Rumble bees.'

Whack 'em-Jack 'em Robots

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"That Luca Brasi is some kind of pervert."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Legend has it that John Dillinger and his cronies would often hide out in small Indiana lake towns, trying to blend in with the locals.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Jimmy Cagney.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Gangsta wrap.

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

The Clown Hit

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Al Pacino

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

Mushrooms of New York

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'