Gameshow Guru Gifts

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Anne Robinson

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Computer games

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Crane Game. Ball Game.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Prawn Amend

Can't Touch This

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'