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"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Computer games

Whack-a-molecule

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.