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And that's why I'm still single!

And that's why I'm still single!

We interrupt this breaking news to bring you breaking news! About half an hour ago, we interrupted "The Price Is Right" to bring you breaking news. An elderly "Price Is Right" fan emerged out of nowhere and began pummeling our news van with rotten eggs. Our newscopter is bringing us video of the lady chasing our van. What is that she's driving, Chuck? I believe that's a Rascal Scooter, Ted.

Name That Salary

Poor Ed McMahon, he never wins any prizes

Welcome to 'Dung or no Dung!' The show where a contestant can walk away with a cool, steaming pile of elephant dung!

'Meet Millie Perkins. . . who plans to donate her gameshow winnings to help pay off the US budget deficit.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Can't Touch This

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"And here are today's categories...."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

The Mom quiz show

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Give it a whirl!"

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."