Gameshow Enthusiast Pillows

And that's why I'm still single!

And that's why I'm still single!

Name That Salary

Poor Ed McMahon, he never wins any prizes

Welcome to 'Dung or no Dung!' The show where a contestant can walk away with a cool, steaming pile of elephant dung!

'Meet Millie Perkins. . . who plans to donate her gameshow winnings to help pay off the US budget deficit.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"And here are today's categories...."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

The Mom quiz show

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"Give it a whirl!"

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."