Game Show Guru Pillows

'...Then we have the intelligence test. If we find any, you're out.'

Noel Edmonds.

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic - can you find a way to make it all about you?"

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Bob Monkhouse

'I've invented the game show.'

"Millard, this is a side of you I've never seen before. . . you actually LIKE game shows, don't you?"

Robert the Brucie.

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

"So when do we visit the Kent coast for our next convention? Please vote Deal, or no Deal."

King Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"

Nicholas Parsons RIP

'And the $64,000.00 question is: Can you spell Qathafi's name?'

'And tonight - how many viewers can we deceive in two hours?'

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Phone Quiz - Your Chance of Winning Is: A A Cat in Hells, B A Cat in Hells, C All of the Above.

'New style judiciary' Is that your final answer?

'Exams are not like they were in my day.'

'I've won back all the money I lost on premium rate phone calls.'

"Angry or Hangry?

"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'"

Showbiz Awards

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Can't Touch This