Tv Show Guru Pillows

"Not to brag, but every TV show I'm currently watching has been nominate for multiple Emmy awards."

"Let me through, I've seen every episode of casualty."

Showbiz Awards

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Succession 2

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

Cartoon computer

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

'This network's news program has been unfairly charged with having a left leaning bias.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Nicholas Parsons RIP

The Last Jerseys.

Robert the Brucie.

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Hamlet's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson Contemplates Show Business.

'New style judiciary' Is that your final answer?

"Angry or Hangry?

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

'It's just that simple. So act now and start barking up the 'right' tree.'

Millicent was convinced her indoor plants benefited from the gardening programmes.

'Doctors are watned to take meticulous notes of all conversations with patients who refuse to accept treatment advice.'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'"

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.