Shakespearean Buff Gifts

'Dost thou not know what they sayest about April showers?'

"Hamlet today"

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'One eye of newt or two?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

Horti-Culture

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Out damn Spot

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

Robocop and Juliet.

"I have no thumbs."

Falstaff

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

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