Shakespeare Aficionado Gifts

King Lear and his Accoutant

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Shakespeare in the Way

'...what's this stuff about the CEO being 'a tragic figure...'?'

William Shakespeare

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Hamlet on interactive TV.

Hamlet meets autocorrect

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Guess what, kids! I've got two tickets for King Lear. Who wants to come with me?' (kids are wathing big brother, reading magazines and on mobile phones).

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

O Romeo, Romeo, were fart thou Romeo...

Physician, Reboot Thyself

'So, apart from the literary reference, that's it, is it?'

Wordilly Durdillies - Hammylet

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

Shakespeare in the clink

"Be or be not. Question that is, hmmm?"

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

'Friends,Romans,Countrymen,lend me your ears!'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Beware the Ides of March and the Dog

"To invest or not to invest. That is the question."

'A premonition you say, my Lord...'

Hamlet throws skull at noisy audience member on phone: 'Sorry about this, Yorick.'

'Weird Sisters' - Ministers Survey the Growing Madness of King George III

'Well, he's done, like, about a thousand poop haikus, but nothing even close to Hamlet yet.'

'Alas, poor Yorick. He couldn't handle the corporate culture.'

The Taming of the Shoe

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

"Friends, Romans, countrymen - lend me your ears..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Still Coffee Runs Deep

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'