Shakespeare Enthusiasts Gifts

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

Husband and Wife reading 'Great Expectations' and 'Much Ado About Nothing'.

Spoiler Alert: Here Lies Justin SpanBauer. . . 'All the World's a Stage'.

Eric instantly regretted asking his builder for a quote

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Hamlet.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Juliet should have asked where for art Romeo the old fashioned way, calling from a balcony, not by texting him while he was driving.

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

Untold Love Stories. The Invisible Man and Juliet. Wherefore art thou? Right here.

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

I was like, Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown! Them my physical therapist was like, Well, don't wear the crown to bed! And now my head feels much better.

"Juliet, I enlarged my penis, fancy to see?"

"Panelist, or moderator, that is the question...."

"All the world’s a stage, and we merely the actors/waiters."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron