Shakespeare Enthusiasts Gifts

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

Husband and Wife reading 'Great Expectations' and 'Much Ado About Nothing'.

Spoiler Alert: Here Lies Justin SpanBauer. . . 'All the World's a Stage'.

Eric instantly regretted asking his builder for a quote

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Hamlet.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Juliet should have asked where for art Romeo the old fashioned way, calling from a balcony, not by texting him while he was driving.

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

"Juliet, I enlarged my penis, fancy to see?"

"Panelist, or moderator, that is the question...."

"All the world’s a stage, and we merely the actors/waiters."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Witches Discover The Wok

Falstaff

Robocop and Juliet.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"