Shakespeare Aficionados Gifts

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Shakespeare's housework

Heimishe Hamlet

Parting is such sweet sorrow. . .

"I see an end to the heartache and the thousand natural shocks your flesh is heir to."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Hamlet'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Horti-Culture

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Robocop and Juliet.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Falstaff

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

To read or not to read?

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Hamlet

Lend me your ears

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."