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'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Shakespeare's housework

Heimishe Hamlet

Parting is such sweet sorrow. . .

"I see an end to the heartache and the thousand natural shocks your flesh is heir to."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Hamlet'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'One eye of newt or two?'

Shakespeare was bisexual

Horti-Culture

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"To be or not to be."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Robocop and Juliet.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Falstaff

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Lend me your ears

Hamlet

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

To read or not to read?