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'The Comedy of Computer Errors.'

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Hamlet'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

Horti-Culture

"Out damn Spot

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Witches Discover The Wok

Robocop and Juliet.

Falstaff

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

To read or not to read?

Hamlet

Lend me your ears

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"