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'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

"Oh, Romeo, Romeo, I thought you said eight."

"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

'Hamlet'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

Falstaff

The Witches Discover The Wok

Robocop and Juliet.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lend me your ears

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

To read or not to read?

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Hamlet

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

William Shakespeare

Macbeth: Take Two