Shakespearean Enthusiasts Gifts

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

"Oh, Romeo, Romeo, I thought you said eight."

"Et tu, Juan?"

"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Why did you name him "Julius"? He has an "Et tu, Brute?" look on his face.

The Shakespeare Network. In business news, a retailer blames poor results on supply chain problems while defending their sales strategy. The fault, Frank, is not in their stores, but in their shelves.

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Horti-Culture

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Falstaff

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Robocop and Juliet.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

To read or not to read?

Hamlet

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.