Shakespearean Enthusiast Gifts

'With your liberal arts background, you should be able to walk into any employer's office and say with the utmost confidence, 'Wherefore art thou, Romeo?''

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

'To bee, or not to bee...'

Math 2B- Shakespeare, yes or no?

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

'No Shylock, not a pound of flesh - I've just had liposuction!'

"Darn Capulets took all the good parking spaces again..."

The Actor Factor

"To deal, or not to deal, that is the question!"

What Are These?

Beard Oil & Bard Oil

"Do you have to do that every time?"

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'I ate two Brutus.'

2b or not 2b?

Sitting Fairy

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?'

Shakespeare in the Industrial Park

'Well it sounded like 'my kingdom for a Norse' to me.'

'Lines Shakespeare rejected.' 'To pave or not to pave . . . contingent on royal funding.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Reference to 'Macbeth' - marching soldiers carrying leaves and branches as a means of transplanting a forest.

'Et tu, Brute? ...You asshole!'

Wormio! Wormio! Where for art thou Wormio?

"A horse, a horse, my kingdom..."

"Shakespeare got it wrong. . . to sea or not to sea, that is the question!"

Private theatres

James Bennett (NY Herald Editor) Parodied as Nick Bottom with the Illusion of Pres. Grant's 'Caesarism'

Hamlet and Ophelia discover Melatonin

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."