Shakespeare Enthusiast Gifts

Hamlet's Duplex

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

''... or not to be'!'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Hamlet: An Early Draft

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

A Birthday Gift from Shakespeare

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'Isn't it romantic, Kevin, Mum saying we're like Romeo and Juliet and Dad threatening to kill you!'

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'To purr, or not to purr...that is the question.'

'Romeo and Julient 1990's, hi,Dean...yo,Sharon'

'T.B. or not T.B.?'

Tragedy. Comedy. Booking Fee.

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'I'm word perfect on every line, but can't for the life me remember in what order the lines come...'

'Are you sure that's right, only we Sagittarians aren't usually that ambitious.'

'I wish they wouldn't insist on using the abridged text.'

Publisher: 'To Be or Not To Be.'

Ally MacBeth

Dog says 'Ruff!' to another dog wearing a ruff (fabric ruffle).

William Shakespeare makes the first living will

"B2B or not B2B? That is the question."

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

The Merchant Banker of Venice

'Now in Capulets'

Dramatic readings of food labels.

Ariel (Ireland) asking Prospero (Gladstone) for her freedom

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

My Kingdom for a Horse, "I said my kingdom for a horse !"