Shakespearean Drama Enthusiast Gifts

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

'Hamlet'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'One eye of newt or two?'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Horti-Culture

Shakespeare was bisexual

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"To be or not to be."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Robocop and Juliet.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Falstaff

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Hamlet

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lend me your ears