Lovers Of Shakespearean Drama Gifts

The Bardman of Alcatraz.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

Theatre Masks and Butts

"To be or not to be."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Robocop and Juliet.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Falstaff

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Lord George brings news of the debate

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Tower Hamlets

Macbeth: Take Two

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"Much ado list"