Lovers Of Shakespearean Drama Pillows

The Bardman of Alcatraz.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

Theatre Masks and Butts

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Falstaff

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Robocop and Juliet.

The Witches Discover The Wok

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Lord George brings news of the debate

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Macbeth: Take Two

Tower Hamlets

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Much ado list"

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude