Shakespeare Lovers Pillows

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

"I think you're being a little dramatic."

Sir John Falstaff

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Robocop and Juliet.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Falstaff

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

To read or not to read?

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Hamlet

Lend me your ears

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

William Shakespeare