Shakespeare Lover Pillows

"Young Montague's full of himself."

NOT 2B

'May I remind you Jeremy that you're auditioning for the role of a munchkin.'

The Global Playhouse - 'Hamlet' A new play by W Shakespeare - 'You'll come out quoting'.

"Not another costume drama."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Actor looks at script called The Sandi Toksvig Story. He says: 'It's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play the Dane.'

'To bee, or not to bee...'

Lute

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

The Taming of the Ewe

Cash by any other name.

Macbeth

"Why are you refusing me a drink?"

Learjet

Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Colour Version: The Taming of the Shoe

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Yorick skull tells Hamlet: 'Some might say I've taken Method acting too far.'

'To run, or not to run, that is the question...'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Hamlet'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

Horti-Culture

"Out damn Spot

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Witches Discover The Wok