Shakespeare Admirer Pillows

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Poetry Buff.

"Have you ever thought of putting them on in the park?"

Quill helpline

'That's the acting CFO.'

'To peeeEEE, or not to pee... That is the question.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Medieval Page

Too much drama!

Lady Macbeth's Dog...

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

'Friends, Romans, countrymen, take back your ears. We have a surplus.'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Silvi-Culture.

Kelly was the first to do Shakespeare in the park.

"To Ello, or not to Ello, that is the...wait, what the hell is this thing anyway?"

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

Stage door exit with a small Shakespearean man and a king emerging, the doors read 'Nosmo' and King'

"Aha. A new play: 'Hamlet and Cleopatra'."

"Et tu, internet history?"

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Hamlet'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Falstaff

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.