Shakespeare Fan Pillows

Big deal - a guy writes a couple of plays, and suddenly he thinks he's the spokesman for his generation.

Plan B or no plan B, that is the question!

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.

'One eye of newt or two?'

To plug or not to plug, that's the question.

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"That's our new drama teacher!"

The I.M.s of Romeo and Juliet

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'To be or not to be - well yes, but what about coma, trance, vegetative states, reincarnation, near death experience, cryogenics?'

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

"How fresh is your toil and trouble?"

'Tabby or not tabby, that is the question.'

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

Restaurant in the Strand.

Shakespeare's Tempest - Unpublished Illustration

Meet the authors

Horse Play

"Play on."

Tower Hamlets

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

Pregnant Juliets nurse using police code to threaten Romeo

'Beware the Ides of March... He bites.'

Audience Participation

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"To be! To be!"

"They have Toil, but Trouble is out of stock."

"I've been on the stage now for 35 years..."

"What was the question?"

Macbeth

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

Exeunt

Hamlet's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson Contemplates Show Business.