Shakespeare Fanatics Pillows

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Out damn Spot

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Falstaff

The Witches Discover The Wok

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Robocop and Juliet.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

To read or not to read?

Lend me your ears

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Hamlet

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'Out, damned Spot.'