Shakespeare Admirer Gifts

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Poetry Buff.

"Have you ever thought of putting them on in the park?"

Quill helpline

'That's the acting CFO.'

'To peeeEEE, or not to pee... That is the question.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Medieval Page

Too much drama!

Lady Macbeth's Dog...

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

'Friends, Romans, countrymen, take back your ears. We have a surplus.'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Silvi-Culture.

William Shakespeare: Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose. (Published originally on Dec. 9, 2013.)

Kelly was the first to do Shakespeare in the park.

"To Ello, or not to Ello, that is the...wait, what the hell is this thing anyway?"

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

Stage door exit with a small Shakespearean man and a king emerging, the doors read 'Nosmo' and King'

"Aha. A new play: 'Hamlet and Cleopatra'."

"Et tu, internet history?"

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Hamlet'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

Horti-Culture

"To be or not to be."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'