Shakespeare Lover Gifts

"Young Montague's full of himself."

NOT 2B

'May I remind you Jeremy that you're auditioning for the role of a munchkin.'

The Global Playhouse - 'Hamlet' A new play by W Shakespeare - 'You'll come out quoting'.

"Not another costume drama."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

World Cup 2010 - a performance of Hamlet is drowned out by vuvuzelas.

Actor looks at script called The Sandi Toksvig Story. He says: 'It's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play the Dane.'

'To bee, or not to bee...'

Lute

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

The Taming of the Ewe

Cash by any other name.

Macbeth

"Why are you refusing me a drink?"

Learjet

Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Colour Version: The Taming of the Shoe

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Yorick skull tells Hamlet: 'Some might say I've taken Method acting too far.'

After finishing his two year residency at Drai's Beach club, in Las Vegas, D.J. Pauly D decides to return to his first love theatre.

'I hereby claim this land for all future renaissance festivals and maybe a shakespeare festival or two!'

"#EtTu, Brute?"

Ralph Fiennes

'To run, or not to run, that is the question...'

Globe Theater. Shakespeare in the Park. We lost our lease.

Hamlet today.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Hamlet'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'