Lovers Of Dramatic Art Gifts

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

Theatre Masks and Butts

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Scarpia from Tosca

Lord George brings news of the debate

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Three Ladies

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Tosca stabs Scarpia

Upper West Side Story

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Drama Llama

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

Scientific Method Acting

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"Accepting for..."

Wotan with eye patch

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Carmen

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"They're texting it in."