Shakespearean Buff Mugs

'Dost thou not know what they sayest about April showers?'

"Hamlet today"

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'One eye of newt or two?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Horti-Culture

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Out damn Spot

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

"I have no thumbs."

Falstaff

The Witches Discover The Wok

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Robocop and Juliet.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke