Shakespearean Fan Mugs

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."

"Romeo & Juliet were totally hooking up! ...but then things got weird."

Did you say you love Rudy? Yes … No … I don't know. I'm marrying Mel. I don't want to marry Rudy. It's just, I like his attention. It's nice to have someone who is obsessed with you. He's sweet that way. I feel a disturbance in the force.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Shakespeare was bisexual

Horti-Culture

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"To be or not to be."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Robocop and Juliet.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Falstaff

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

To read or not to read?

Hamlet

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lend me your ears