Shakespeare Buff Mugs

"Out damn Spot

'Out, damned Spot.'

"Ears! I said, 'Lend me your EARS!'"

"You don't have to do the quotes every time, Brian—we know you're not Shakespeare."

The three witches: locally sourced ingredients.

Trump

You didn't text me that you met a guy! I couldn�t. There was no cell phone coverage. How awful. Diner. I'll say. What good is love � If you can't brag about it? Wow. Is that Shakespeare?

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"Before we take this any further, Juliet, I'd like you to sign this pre-doomed love affair agreement."

"Psst... Romeo. It's your wife on the phone. She wants to know wherefore thou art 'til this hour?"

Who d'you think you are?

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Hamlet.

"No! The lower shelf!"

Shakespeare today

"Bark to me of love."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Hamlet'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'One eye of newt or two?'

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Horti-Culture

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

Falstaff

Robocop and Juliet.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

The Witches Discover The Wok