Shakespeare Buff Prints

"Out damn Spot

'Out, damned Spot.'

"Ears! I said, 'Lend me your EARS!'"

"You don't have to do the quotes every time, Brian—we know you're not Shakespeare."

The three witches: locally sourced ingredients.

Trump

"Psst... Romeo. It's your wife on the phone. She wants to know wherefore thou art 'til this hour?"

Who d'you think you are?

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Hamlet.

"No! The lower shelf!"

Shakespeare today

"Bark to me of love."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Hamlet'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Horti-Culture

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Robocop and Juliet.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Falstaff

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"