Eastenders Enthusiast Gifts

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Use your imagination.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

Must-See Lockdown TV.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'