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"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Trump! The Musical

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"We won!"

Senta jumps into the sea

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"It's a play on words."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Doctor Bartolo

Leonore from Fidelio

Royal Love

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

'We had to donwsize.'

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Shakespeare watching the 'Forsooth Saga'.

James Barrie.

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Sailor boy

Giuseppe Verdi

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