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Mikado

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dawing your Cellphone

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Draw!

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"El muy mal perro"

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Wild West Text Showdown

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'