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Mikado

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Dawing your Cellphone

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Draw!

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Sea Horse outside saloon

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"El muy mal perro"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Wild West Text Showdown

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'