West End Enthusiast Gifts

'We had to donwsize.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Mikado

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Dawing your Cellphone

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"I know your mother."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."