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"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."

Mediation at the OK Corral.

"Go with two-iron, Kemosabe - distance in desert not what it seems."

'They squared the wagons. Can they DO that?'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"Ya dang fool. I told ya not to ride through passive-aggressive territory."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Old cowboys never die...

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

Two Fly Cowboys about to fight it out using Insect spray.

'For heavens sake stop being the dark and moody drifter, and ask someone for directions!'

'It's a discouraging word from the IRS.'

Bonnie and Clydesdale.

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

Authentic Western Clothing - "Yes we have no Bandanas."

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us to social distance effectively."

"I said back off. . ."

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

"Let's see. . . this one is a sioux arrow. . . This one is an Apache arrow. . . Holy smoke!! Tex, number three is lie-threatening!! That's a cupid arrow!"

'Drawer!'

"Jake looked at his gang and relized that perhaps this country did need more gun control"

"It's the third time this week you've asked me to stitch your shirt!"

Old West Salon

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Birth of the Western.

'The stranger say's he's come to clean up this here town.'

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

"And you thought Billy the Kid was bad."

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Sergio Leone

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'