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Hombre's Best Friend.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

High Riders of the Old West

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"I know your mother."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"