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Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

All-Verbal Westerns

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Skate or die."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Cow duel.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"Billy the kiddy!"

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'