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High Riders of the Old West

'Stranger, I'm giving you until sundown to get off my foot.'

'Surely y'all mean yer sheriff is the best in the West, doncha?'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

"..Not cloudy all day."

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

Jasper's Limo Service.

"Trepanning for gold"

The modern sheriff.

Gunswinger

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

Custer's Last Rollo

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

Reality Wagon Train

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'