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High Riders of the Old West

'Stranger, I'm giving you until sundown to get off my foot.'

'Surely y'all mean yer sheriff is the best in the West, doncha?'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Jasper's Limo Service.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

The modern sheriff.

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"Trepanning for gold"

Reality Wagon Train

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

Gunswinger

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

Custer's Last Rollo

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

Early American Think Tank.

'Prance! Prance I say!'

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'