West Coast Wanderer T-Shirts

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

California Beverages Map

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Sport Utility Boot.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"The new house is almost ready!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Desert Island Mishap

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Women of the Wilderness

The Not So Wild West

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.