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'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Now that's an afro!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Sparkling Water

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Sausages.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Sport Utility Boot.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Desert Island Mishap

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Coronavirus world

"The new house is almost ready!"