Western World Wanderer Prints

'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Now that's an afro!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Sausages.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"The new house is almost ready!"

Desert Island Mishap

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."